gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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nettumbles:

toastycadenza:

princekarkat:

xerovision:

I WANT THEM

*gutteral whining*

gdi why can’t i just be a dapper young lad

ugghh the bottom left one I WANT IT. I never ear formal or fancy clothes BUT THIS WOULD MAKE ME

beifongoutlaw:

starlightblessings:

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

MOTHER

OF

GOD

nddrone:

kathykatinahat:

senpaichan:

brucefuckingbanner:

shawnieshoeshine:

soprettysounpretty:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

I was terrified once I read that comment…..and then it happened….

I read the two comments above, and then waited. I shit myself.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Wat…

OH GOD

tumboner:

superstarsworld:

lets-die-laughing:

dis so beutyfull

dis is diip (deep)

w0w i wanna reblog this SIX-ever

batlesbo:

No words needed.

richardjohngrayson:

then I reply and I’m like:

fenofalein:

preludes-and-prufrock:

nondecaf:

Amazing Corsets & Dresses by Alice and Willow

That second one. unfh.

Can I wear woman’s clothing please.

readysetjeans:

I liked Aradia best when she was a ghost. The torn outfit was c-cute…
(Phew, this is the most productive I’ve been in days…)